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TFLN @catsgothistongue

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(from here)

IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE BREAD AND THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO WASTE IT
SO HELP ME I'LL HAVE A RAIN CLOUD STALK YOU UNTIL END TIMES.

[catsgothistongue]

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

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you threaten me and i threaten you
fair is fair.

[catsgothistongue]

I wasn't threatening you.

I was making a promise. :P

Besides, I can just buy some more bread, it's not that big of a deal. :/

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if it's coming out of your pocket then fine.
but on our ship, wasting food is a big deal. you'll have to pay me out too if you don't want to be ratted out to our cook.

[catsgothistongue]

Hold on, why do I have to pay you now? I'm willing to replace the bread, but I don't see why I gotta pay you to keep quiet about it!

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because i'll need the cash if the toilet's busted.

[catsgothistongue]

[...]

That sounds like a you problem. In my defense though, I didn't know it was your toilet if that makes you feel any better.

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[it isn't but--]

...rain cloud it is.

[catsgothistongue]

[D:]

C'mon, aren't you overreacting just a lil? :/

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says the person who dumped bread down a toilet out of spite.

[catsgothistongue]

Look, the point is, we both said things and done things we'll regret. So how about I just buy some more bread and we forget this whole thing happened? Sounds good?

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but i haven't said OR done anything i'd regret.

[catsgothistongue]

Keep it that way then. That means no rain clouds, or anything else to do with water in general. ^^

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why would i regret the rain clouds when you're so much cuter when wet~~?
like i said, buy my silence or the only way to escape sanji's wrath for wasting food IS dousing you with water

[she can be a cruel, cruel woman.]

(1/2)

[catsgothistongue]

[vile witch...

Ranma takes a few seconds to mull over his next words carefully to not further make things worse for himself...]

(2/2)

[catsgothistongue]

... You're just jealous my cursed form's body's better than yours.

[... and yet he does so anyway.]

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[RUDE]

well
it's an improvement from how you usually look, that's for sure!!

[catsgothistongue]

[THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS]

You didn't disprove my point. Unlike you, I don't need to waltz around in a bikini top 24/7 to show off. :P

[If there's anything that gets under his skin, it's commenting about his appearance, both as a guy and a girl.]

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[there is a good chance she knows this and is using it to her advantage.
sorry she plays dirty!!]

if it bothers you that much then don't look~
not my fault you're a prude ♡

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(from here)

[truly awful and terrible and nami is too good and, for once, selfless when it comes to defenseless kids left (essentially) parentless.....
ugh.]

...if you want me sticking around looking hot while i watch your kid, then i'm going to need a raise.